{"product_id":"dammit-dolls-choose-your-pattern","title":"Dammit Dolls - Choose Your Pattern","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium; font-family: 'times new roman', times;\"\u003eThese Dammit Dolls are built to \u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003ewithstand lots of slamming against any hard surface. They \u003c\/span\u003eare\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003egreat for relieving stress and sure to get a laugh from whomever you feel needs to let off a little steam!\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e These have been some of our most popular gift items for coworkers, family members, neighbors, and friends who are feeling a bit down or stressed. The poem on each doll reads:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium; font-family: 'times new roman', times;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Whenever things don’t go so well, and you want to hit the wall and yell, here’s a little dammit doll, that you can’t do without.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium; font-family: 'times new roman', times;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJust grasp it firmly by the legs and find a place to slam it. And as you whack the stuffing out yell ‘Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!’”  \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-family: 'times new roman', times;\"\u003eEach Dammit Doll is approximately 12\" tall and 5 1\/2\" wide.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dammit Dolls","offers":[{"title":"Art Room","offer_id":51604305936705,"sku":"TAG8914-AR-1","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dried Floral Bouquet","offer_id":51604306002241,"sku":"TAG8914-DR","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Funhouse","offer_id":51604306035009,"sku":"TAG8914-FU","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Psychedelic","offer_id":51604306067777,"sku":"TAG8914-PS","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Scratchboard","offer_id":51604306166081,"sku":"TAG8914-SC","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Fruit","offer_id":51604306198849,"sku":"TAG8914-TR","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green Tropics","offer_id":51604306264385,"sku":"TAG8914-GR","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Auburn Landscape","offer_id":51604306297153,"sku":"TAG8914-AU","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0982\/0507\/3729\/files\/Classic.jpg?v=1778162197","url":"https:\/\/totallyawesomegoods.com\/products\/dammit-dolls-choose-your-pattern","provider":"Totally Awesome Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}