{"product_id":"dammi-aquatic-life","title":"Dammit - Aquatic Life","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eFor our sea-loving friends who occasionally need to relieve a little stress, this Dammit Doll is built to \u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003ewithstand lots of slamming against any hard surface. They \u003c\/span\u003eare\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003esure to get a laugh from whomever you feel needs to let off a little steam!\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e These have been some of our most popular gift items for coworkers, family members, neighbors, and friends who are feeling a bit down or stressed. The poem on each doll reads:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Whenever things don’t go so well, and you want to hit the wall and yell, here’s a little dammit doll, that you can’t do without.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJust grasp it firmly by the legs and find a place to slam it. And as you whack the stuffing out yell ‘Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!’”  \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003eEach Dammit Doll is approximately 12\" tall and 5 1\/2\" wide.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dammit Dolls","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51604320452929,"sku":"TAG8466","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0982\/0507\/3729\/files\/Aquatic__53680.1646771220.1200.1200.jpg?v=1776092441","url":"https:\/\/totallyawesomegoods.com\/products\/dammi-aquatic-life","provider":"Totally Awesome Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}